You Know It is Summertime In the South When...

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms our of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes our of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

Your discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

AH! It is great be back in the south during the summer! And to think... It is only 65 at our home in Ireland....