Just for fun...

"You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your Grandfather was." --Irish Proverb
 
"Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck." --Daryl Stout
 
"As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction." --Irish blessing
 
"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God." --Stephen ~ in the movie Braveheart

What is said of very bad music "Aw, that's the tune the old cow died of."

What is said of one who overstays their welcome "If that man went to a wedding, he'd stay for the christening."

What is said of a talkative person "That man would talk the teeth out of a saw."
 
What is said of a person who paid too much for a cow "He bought every hair in her tail."
 
What is said of very wet weather "It's a fine day for young ducks."
 
"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."  Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)